WriteDate(October, 04, 2006);

Cartoon.image := := #38;

The Buttermonger not only controls the intergalactic butter trading and manufacturing network, but utilizes it as its only sustenance. Butter is the Buttermonger's life. Every Buttermonger knows by heart the list of five hundred and sixty four Uses for Butter Known in the Universe, and any of them will be eager to recite it to you, should you ask. They say that if you are capable of coming up with an use that is not in said list, the Buttermongers will make you one of them. Whether this is a distinguished honor or a horrible punishment is yet to be determined to this day.);

IF (user_bored=TRUE) THEN
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