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 Post subject: 'Weingooler's Tavern For Ye Heartily Depressed'
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:37 am 
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WEINGOOLER'S TAVERN
FOR YE HEARTILY DEPRESSED

Welcome!

'Tis sad, 'tis true...
The walls o' the room echo the melancholy.

This looks like the perfect place to set up me 'Tavern'! We'll call it 'Weingooler's Tavern For Ye Heartily Depressed' - has a nice ring to it.

Me Prices (I's only be acceptin' Gold Pieces!):

Grog - 1GP
Spiced Mead - 2GP
Nuebuukee Rum - 5GP
Evermead - 10GP
Elven Wine - 20GP

I's been readin' ye forums...lot's o' yuz outta work - me'ez too! It don't be given us no right to give up!
So, come on in an' tells ol' Weingooler yuz troubles, an' drink all the pixelated grog ye cursor can hold! First round's on the house!

==Notice From Management==
Our Services also include: Tattoos, Branding, Mud Baths, Yoga, Free Water Boarding, Aroma Therapy, Bleeding with option of Severed Artery or Shoebox full of Leeches, Tarot Reading & Amateur Surgery. Please don't hesitate to request any of our Fine Services!


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 Post subject: Re: 'Weingooler's Tavern For Ye Heartily Depressed'
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:40 am 
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Hubbajiggawuh?


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 Post subject: Re: 'Weingooler's Tavern For Ye Heartily Depressed'
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:46 am 
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MechaEspio wrote:
Hubbajiggawuh?


Hubbajiggawuh? Oh yeah, he was just in here! His wife came an' dragged him out by his ear. Poor lad...

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 Post subject: Re: 'Weingooler's Tavern For Ye Heartily Depressed'
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:35 pm 
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One of the advantages of a make-believe bar, uhm I mean tavern, no required outside smoking!


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 Post subject: Re: 'Weingooler's Tavern For Ye Heartily Depressed'
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:33 pm 
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I just received kinda *good* news, re: being jobless. There's a good chance that my temporary teaching gig will be extended, since there are now TWO English teachers out sick. Of course, I won't know for sure until next week sometime. And it's still just a temp position for a few weeks... but it's money :)

Next week is school vacation here, so I am really hoping on finishing Crumbling Down completely and getting the final papers from Lord M regarding the mod (still waiting, but he did email me a progress report).

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 Post subject: Re: 'Weingooler's Tavern For Ye Heartily Depressed'
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:29 pm 
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justthisguy wrote:
One of the advantages of a make-believe bar, uhm I mean tavern, no required outside smoking!

So ye wanna be takin' a look at me 'Smoking Tobacky', aye?!

SMOKING LOUNGE

Sickle-Sickle - 20GP's a Bowl - A dark subterranean leaf imported straight from the 7th plane of Hell! If ye not be havin' a 20 or better Constitution, ye best be stayin' clear of it!

Woo-Woo - 130GP's a Bowl - It comes from...shhh...another Plane. A golden leaf of exquisite aroma and flavor. Save vs. Woo-Woo, or ye be crying to mommy.

---OUT OF STOCK---
Black Lotus - 1000GP's a Bowl - {For inquiries concernin' the Black Lotus - let's be callin' it Elven Wine - meet me at the back of me tavern after regular business hours.}

==Notice From Management==
All bodies swept up at the end of the night will be sold for Scientific Experimentation.


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 Post subject: Re: 'Weingooler's Tavern For Ye Heartily Depressed'
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:21 pm 
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NO MOUSE, NO KEYBOARD,
NO SERVICE!


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 Post subject: Re: 'Weingooler's Tavern For Ye Heartily Depressed'
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:24 pm 
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YOU BREAK IT, YOU PAY FOR IT!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:19 am 
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*Happily skips along to the back rooms*


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